Viva Espana

While watching my local Fox network, there was an ad for the 10 oclock news. One of those short blurb about a story they'll be covering sort of things. The kind where they'll say things like "How a certain kind of car seat may kill your baby. Find out if you should be scared shitless, at 11". Only this one was "Find out why you've been paying taxes on long distance calls to pay for the Spanish-American War". Rather than try and say something clever and disparaging here I think I'll just leave you with that.